And what better way to represent the UK in our EU line up with the Luxembourg PM Xavier Bettel at the recent press conference where he talked to an empty podium in lieu of UK PM Boris Johnson.
What we're trying to say is that we've dyed fuck all.
But Brexit means Brexit so we're going to make a Survival Box to get us through that first night. It'll include yarn, stuff, whatever I can stockpile from Costco... I've put as much thought into this as BoJo has with his "deal".
Yarn will be fingering weight and most likely to be Lady Persephone Sock (BFL & nylon).
Foodstuffs will be included so please bear this in mind if you have intolerances or allergies.
NOTE! We will ONLY send this box to UK addresses, nowhere else. Why? Because we'll probably stick stuff in the box that Customs and Excise might raise an eyebrow at.
Order and we'll get this dyed and sent by October 25th and if by some miracle, Brexit doesn't happen, again, this time, well then you have a fancy box for Halloween.
A fiver from each box will be donated to the People's Vote Campaign.
Photo credit - Huffington Post