BLIND DATE - Mystery hand-dyed yarn with Tinder profiles!
Now sold over 13000 Blind Dates!
So here is the deal:
Do you love knitting or crocheting? Why not volunteer yourself for a Blind Date and we will select one of our dates especially for you. These hand-dyed yarns have been wrapped in paper for you to undress, complete with labels enticing you as to what lies beneath (hint - Countess trawled Tinder for these quotes. Some are NSFW).
SOME EXAMPLES, UPDATED FROM 2021 TINDER PROFILES:
- I don't care if you've got a house and car. I've got my own
- Fuck nudes, send me your playlist!
- Looking for a girl who won't try to have sex with my dad
- Panics at many places besides the disco
- Intelligence is attractive even though I'm thick as mince
- I'm so ugly that facemasks are good
- Bonus points if you're a barber. Haircut needed
- Verifying my profiles was the most awkward thing I've done in 2021.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
You will get a skein from ANY of our hand-dyed yarn bases, always with a minimum retail value of £20. All fibre types are here and if you don't like Surprise, Surprise, keep away. But if you fancy taking a chance on meeting the yarn of your dreams, add one to your cart. Feck it, add an orgy of dates.
No refunds. The Countess cannot be held responsible for matches not made in heaven. Please note that Blind Dates do not include holidays to exotic locations or promises of commitment.
Colour and yarn base requests cannot be taken as they're all wrapped up and randomised. Packaging may vary.