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Countess Ablaze

**DOUBLE DATE with COUNTESS ABLAZE - MYSTERY YARN BAGS

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ONE BAG, TWO YARNS!

2x 50g Lady Persephone Sock yarns that will work together in a project, or date them separately.

 

Exactly the same principle as our popular BLIND DATES.

So here is the deal:

You volunteer yourself for a blind date and our Georgia (with a quick reminder) will select one of our dates especially for you. These yarns have been wrapped in paper for you to undress, complete with labels enticing you as to what lies beneath (hint - Countess trawled Tinder for these quotes. Some are NSFW).


Some examples:

    • DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS. I prefer needles.
    • "I'm not like most yarns" - most yarns.
    • I'm not going to be the yarn you'll marry but I'll be the yarn you're still thinking about in twenty years time when you're indulging in yarn times with a ball of acrylic.
    • Will treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye.
    • I'm on Ravelry to make friends, the same way I'm on PornHub to see the plumber fix the pipes.
    • Just looking for someone without a gag reflex.
    • I need to stop third wheeling at social events.

    You will get 2 skeins of 50g Lady Persephone Sock with a retail value of £24. If you fancy taking a chance on meeting the yarn duo of your dreams, add a bag to your cart. Feck it, add an orgy of dates.

    No refunds. The Countess cannot be held responsible for matches not made in heaven. Please note that Blind Dates and Double Dates do not include holidays to exotic locations or promises of commitment. 

    Colour requests cannot be taken as they're all wrapped up and randomised. Packaging may vary.