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THE GENERAL ELECTION // REBEL BATCH

November 28, 2019 1 min read

THE GENERAL ELECTION // REBEL BATCH | Countess Ablaze

With the UK general election a mere two weeks away, we thought that we'd troll it for our final REBEL BATCH collection of the year. Trolling because quite frankly, it's all an absolute shitshow and we love any excuse for a bit of satire.

If I ever decide to go into politics, you can see that I have three redeeming qualities. I drink water, I read books and I take suggestions and unsolicited advice very seriously.

We have colourway names such as:

🕳️The Reclining Tory
🕳️Still here then? Asks EU
🕳️Dead in a Ditch
🕳️Tactical Voting
🕳️Furious Britons Still Unable to Buy Bendy Bananas
🕳️Everyone Suddenly an Expert on Northern Ireland
🕳️Does Boris have a ditch in mind or can we choose one?
🕳️and more...

~ Countess


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