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May 22, 2019 1 min read



Welcome to the latest REBEL BATCH update at Countess Ablaze. The theme is BONE APPLE TEA in honour of the subreddit r/boneappletea which pokes fun at malapropisms, when an incorrect but similar sounding word is used to hilarious effect. 

These colourways are non-repeatable so grab what you need to.

Colourway names include:
🍏 Back and Force
🍎 Bed Written
🍏 Decapitated Coffee
🍎 Electrical Votes
🍏 For All Intensive Purposes
🍎 Hai and Peenyo
🍏 Having One Wife is Called Monotony

It feels like it's been ages since we had a proper update so crack on and go shop!🛍️ The colourway shown is 'He was a Man of Great Statue' on The Bluefaced Baron DK.

All our orders come with a cotton tote bag, admiration for your colour combos as we pack ("why didn't we think of that?" is a common phrase), and 5% of all our orders are lent on Kiva, to crafts businesses worldwide who don't have access to mainstream business investment. We've been quietly doing this for a couple of months and we love that you enable us to be able to lift others, especially as I'm not well enough to lead another Tits Out Collective revolution just yet. 💜

~ Countess

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