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PREORDER // BREXSHIT!

March 14, 2019 1 min read

PREORDER // BREXSHIT! | Countess Ablaze

It's March 13th 2019 and after yet another day of WTAF? in Parliament yesterday, Brexit is confirmed to be an utter shitshow of flying bollocks. Of course it is. This is our EYF show colourway, available for PRE-ORDER.

We'll come to a Deal. eU sign up for this pre-order and we'll have it dyed and sent out of the studio by April 30th 2019 at the very latest. More definitive than anything the UK government can offer, amirite? 

DON'T BE THE KNOB THAT ORDERS PRE-ORDERS WITH IN-STOCK YARNS, ETC. THIS CAUSES UNNECESSARY WORKLOAD, STORAGE ISSUES AND ANXIETY AT A TIME WHEN STORAGE FOR STOCKPILING BAKED BEANS & VIBRATING SEX TOYS TAKES PRIORITY. **ORDER SEPARATELY PLEASE.**



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