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BLIND DATE WITH GOTH-CILLA

August 17, 2019 1 min read

BLIND DATE WITH GOTH-CILLA | Countess Ablaze


Our BLIND DATE mystery bags of yarn are having a little moment and are currently reduced to £17 (inc VAT)⁠


We've been inspired by the worst of Tinder profiles. Each yarn comes with its own dating profile.⁠

SOME EXAMPLES:⁠
🔥DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS. I prefer needles.⁠
🔥"I'm not like most yarns" - most yarns.⁠
🔥I'm not going to be the yarn you'll marry but I'll be the yarn you're still thinking about in twenty years time when you're indulging in yarn times with a ball of acrylic.⁠
🔥Will treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye.⁠
🔥I'm on Ravelry to make friends, the same way I'm on PornHub to see the plumber fix the pipes.⁠
🔥Just looking for someone without a gag reflex.⁠
🔥I need to stop third wheeling at social events.⁠

You will get a skein from ANY of our yarn bases, always with a minimum retail value of £20. All fibre types are here and if you don't like Surprise, Surprise, keep away. But if you fancy taking a chance on meeting the yarn of your dreams, add one to your cart. Feck it, add an orgy of dates.⁠

No refunds. The Countess cannot be held responsible for matches not made in heaven. Please note that Blind Dates do not include holidays to exotic locations or promises of commitment. ⁠

Colour and yarn base requests cannot be taken as they're all wrapped up and randomised. Packaging may vary. We ship worldwide. Not in the UK or EU? You shop VAT-free.⁠


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