Our BLIND DATE mystery bags of yarn are having a little moment and are currently reduced to £17 (inc VAT)
We've been inspired by the worst of Tinder profiles. Each yarn comes with its own dating profile. SOME EXAMPLES: 🔥DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS. I prefer needles. 🔥"I'm not like most yarns" - most yarns. 🔥I'm not going to be the yarn you'll marry but I'll be the yarn you're still thinking about in twenty years time when you're indulging in yarn times with a ball of acrylic. 🔥Will treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye. 🔥I'm on Ravelry to make friends, the same way I'm on PornHub to see the plumber fix the pipes. 🔥Just looking for someone without a gag reflex. 🔥I need to stop third wheeling at social events. You will get a skein from ANY of our yarn bases, always with a minimum retail value of £20. All fibre types are here and if you don't like Surprise, Surprise, keep away. But if you fancy taking a chance on meeting the yarn of your dreams, add one to your cart. Feck it, add an orgy of dates. No refunds. The Countess cannot be held responsible for matches not made in heaven. Please note that Blind Dates do not include holidays to exotic locations or promises of commitment. Colour and yarn base requests cannot be taken as they're all wrapped up and randomised. Packaging may vary. We ship worldwide. Not in the UK or EU? You shop VAT-free.
To flatten the curve of COVID-19, the UK is in lockdown. Online shops are allowed to operate but we feel that no yarn is worth leaving the house to post and potentially cause harm to others, so our shop is empty right now. Please support us with gift cards or joining Yarn Cartel instead.
Online orders made up to 24/03/2020 will be posted on our final shipping day on 25/03/2020.
Stay safe & don't let anyone in your dance space! We'll back soon!