I firmly dislike dyeing repeatable colourways for two reasons:⠀ Read More
Colourway names include: Read More
🍏 Back and Force
🍎 Bed Written
🍏 Decapitated Coffee
🍎 Electrical Votes
🍏 For All Intensive Purposes
🍎 Hai and Peenyo
🍏 Having One Wife is Called Monotony
I want to send you something in the post. I mean, don't I always?
Actually, no. Scratch that.
I want to send you the BESTEST ever thing we've ever dyed at Countess Ablaze, in the post.
And just what is that?
*The Realm of the Dead* - a dead simple one skein shawl with drop stitches, knitted sideways. The distressed look is perfect for the styling of our booth at Edinburgh Yarn Festival of Dystopia (cos it's Brexit the week after, innit).⠀
Guess whose back⠀ Read More
It is I, Countess and I am back from my annual leave where I spent my days in my second home of Amsterdam. I know that Blazin'Squad are nervous about coming back to work because there is something about me getting past the anniversary of my late husband's death and my brain switching on to some evil plans so they are fully anticipating *something.*⠀
Every year we close for this week for annual leave as the Countess needs to get away and switch off. Read More
Surprise surprise! Yes, I have my tits out *again* but we all know that isn't the surprise. I'm a Knit Now magazine Knitter of the Year winner. This is ruining my running streak of successfully avoiding awards and prizes because they make me feel uncomfortable. I even googled "how to decline" but I can't figure out how to do it without looking like an arse. I truly am that awkward and not very good with praise. Read More
COUNTESS ABLAZE PLAYS MATCHMAKER FOR YOU TO MEET YOUR IDEAL YARN! NOW WITH A BLIND DATE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL AND A SMALL DISCOUNT. Read More